Finished Folds (1—12)
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2the squid's innards up a silly straw. Nikola Telsa's hijinks would have to wait, for the door opened, and in walked the executioner: Nikola Tesla
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9The doors slowly opened, and from underneath the polar bears rushed into Santa's workshop, stopping the insurrection in its tracks. Christmas was once again a Silent Night.
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4, but either way, we were now engaged. Hopefully that microbial filth won't be much of a problem, I thought, as I leaned over to kiss her. But before I could, the
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2How are we doing on rations?" Granny asked Uncle Brian. "Good so far, ma'am." "Good. Have the aliens found us yet, Robin?" Robin shot 15 arrows from her bow. "Not anymore."
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7"Look, I've got a lot on my plate! Have YOU ever built a teleporter in YOUR backyard?"
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5"And that is why I will never wear top hats ever again." Aaron turned to me. "So, how about you, George?" he said. "Do you have any irrational fears of harmless objects?"
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3Last night I found a picture from an old family photo album. It showed my family getting off the boat from Sweden to America 76 years ago, greeted by me. I was 13 when I found it.
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3"Look, I already told you, I'M NOT PUTTING IT BACK ON!" I shouted at Colonel Stafford. She looked appalled. "I never wanted to be a part of all this! YOU forced me into it!"
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2"Yes, you HAVE seen me before! Don't you remember anything?" Wait, how did he- "You don't remember my psychic abilities? Man, you really ARE slipping!"
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4Evan Martin was reading his book when his little sister, Alice, said this to him. She had just discovered the tongue-twister, and loved to compete against her family to see
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4on the jester. He used to be so kind and cheerful, but now he only felt joy in others' pain. King Matthew VI couldn't get rid of Tom; he promised to let Tom stay in the castle.
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3I lost all hope. Why had I decided to go to the top of the mountain alone? Suddenly, a white light enveloped me. Was I going to Heaven? "Spencer." a voice said. Sudd