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"I'm back" She whispered tauntingly into

  • "I'm back" She whispered tauntingly into her victims ear. "*Giggle* D'ya miss me. Hmm!! Did'ya did'ya!! " Choking on his own blood the man desperately tried to reply. There would b
  • e plenty of blood yet today. "Hed--" he choked out. "What's that?" she chirped, grinning. "Hedge. I'm your hedge trimmer." Her smile disappeared. "Charlie?" His hand broke free of
  • rational control & he topiarised her into a crowing cockerel. Charlie dropped his bloody hedge trimmer. Even though he could hedge trim people, did it mean he should? That & simila
  • r philisophical connundra nagged him. Was this still art for arts sake? He doubted the victims saw it that way. Maybe if he asked? "Excuse me, would you mind if I sculpt you?"
  • "I'm uh, actually waiting for a bus." "Don't worry, this will just take a second." Raising his ray bans, he beamed his gorgon gaze. "I rock as an artist!" he thought. The statue
  • thought, "Well, this will take some getting used to." And also: "Well, I sure would like to flatten that gorgon-twerp's nose." But also: "Well, he probably just doesn't know any b
  • eyonce songs." His thoughts were like Care Bears on acid, bouncing here and there and everywhere. Of course, that was his charm. That's how he was able to land that gig at Sea Worl
  • -d calculating Shamu's splash radius. "Every drop of water is like a rainbow fetus," he would think as he distributed ponchos. He charmed his way to a Sea World desk job. What fun
  • he thought would it be to just lie naked on a glacier. The dream was getting more and more ridiculous has the night passed, his brain tabled every dream while a new one almost
  • scared him senseless. Then he woke up with a start to the sound of his alarm clock and the chill of the morning air. He was relieved to find it was all a dream... Or was it?

2 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Sep 26 2014 @ 19:07

    LucieLucie, you never cease to amuse me... LOL!

  2. lucielucie Sep 27 2014 @ 04:38

    Happy I made you laugh PP!

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