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What not to name a chid: 1) Gertrude, 2)

  • What not to name a chid: 1) Gertrude, 2) Princess Boo Boo, 3) North West, 4) Apple, 5) Maxi, 6) Hashtag, 7) Female, 8) Oranjello & Lemonjello (twins), 9) Havoc, 10) Ikea, 11) Shad
  • 12. Her imperial asshole, 13) GInJoe 14) Tities 15) Jack Off, 16) Hitler, 17) Difk are probably names you should avoid, other include:
  • 18) Lolita Fatjoy, 19) Charles Manson, 20) Osama, 21) MILF, 22) Turly Curd, 23) Ima (especially if your last name is Pigg, Racist, Hater, or Muffulatta). Other horrible names are:
  • 24) Red, Rosie, or Harry if your last name is Butz, Palmer, or Cox; 25) Ivana Mann or Wang, 26) Joe King, 27) Yuri Mancan, 28) Ilene Freely, 29) Tim Burr, 30) Paige Turner, 31)
  • Don or Mung Ki Dix, 32) Vinnie V. D. Vichy, 33) B. Gus Decouse 34) Connie Gula and Max I. Moose 35) Mike Hunt 36) Oliver Klovesoff 37) Phil McCracken please contact
  • Joe Momma to pick up your conference name tags. Also I need to see Dick Al Mighty. The audience members were either mortified or uproarious. Apparently the emcee didn't realize
  • that someone was messing with him, and continued, "I have a Veri Hugh Janus on me as well. Phew, what a name."
  • "Sorry, I can't deal with your problem, I'm looking for Amanda Hump," she said agitatedly. "I saw her talking to Jack Tuat, the prime minister of Fiji, you might be too late,"
  • I have a friend in the FBI, he will take care of everything
  • First, he packed all of our stuff into a black helicopter. Agents then ushered us to a moving Lincoln that whisked away to a private leer jet. We now raise turkeys in Iowa.
Started
2013-07-21 20:24:43
Finished
2013-08-24 19:36:25

9 Comments

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    Chaz Aug 24 2013 @ 19:41

    Joke: " Your brother (that idiot) named our newborn twins." "What did he name the girl?" "Denise." "That's not so bad, what did he name the boy?" "Denephew."
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    SlimWhitman Aug 24 2013 @ 20:06

    Its amazing how long the silly name theme lasted. Thanks for the encore Chaz, it was... Delightful
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    PurpleProf Aug 24 2013 @ 20:11

    I'm lying here, sick as a dog tonight...and appreciate the humor. Thanks y'all...
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    lucielucie Aug 25 2013 @ 07:29

    Iowa big round of applause to all the punners - this really made me laugh. Sorry you're feeling so sick, PurpleProf.
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    49erFaithful Aug 26 2013 @ 12:40

    I see what you did there ... lol.
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    foldmeonce Aug 27 2013 @ 21:11

    Haha lucielucie! Purple Prof, hope you're feeling better! :)
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    PurpleProf Aug 28 2013 @ 03:07

    Thanks...Yes, feeling better at the moment. Just got through some pretty tough chemo...FS really helps me cope/feel better... Humor shrinks tumor! You are part of my healing!
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    lucielucie Aug 28 2013 @ 03:43

    I got it wrong - General Jack Tuat was the Fijian Chief of Staff.
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    49erFaithful Aug 28 2013 @ 12:52

    Get well soon PurpleProf!

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