The Marquis strode through the courtyard

The Marquis strode through the courtyard searching for his lost wench. His manservant would be whipped severely if she had escaped the camp. Women were hard to come by north of

Alaska. There were hardly any women in Alaska. The ones that were there were barely women. They were the women who'd jumped the lower 48 because the competition was too tough. So

put her in the top ten, or top four for the "most likely to have teeth" category. It wasn't that she didn't work out, it was all of the munchies she at at 4 am after 37 hours of

taekwondo that did it. Man those martial arts burn the calories and she looked smokin' in a head band. Still, dentistry is to be taken seriously and off she went, heading for the

Ladies room. She walked in, the lights were off and then

Screamed. but it was muffled by the hands of a stranger. no one could hear her. She began to kick, show restraint, but no one came to her aid. there was a sinister laugh. then

all she saw was darkness. She woke up. In a bed. there was no one next to her. only a note. "thanks for yesterday" it said. she was confused. then she saw that she was naked.

In confusion, she tried to recall what happened. She seems to have lost her memory. She woke up was naked and did'nt know what happened. She came outside and saw everything is ruin

Then suddenly, a god-like unicorn appeared. She then rode the unicorn away. She has never been seen again. But sometimes the unicorn takes some new victims in it's quest for peace.