She was unsure of her date and even more

She was unsure of her date and even more unsure about being outside, so she peed on his heated leather seats and waited while it cured in, insurance against future dates.

But what she didn't realize was the Chinese manufacturer of the seat cut corners; a cheap tanning agent reacted with the fresh urea, causing an epoxy that melded skin to leather.

Her friend had told her to sit down and use a mirror to look at it. "Talk to it and say I love you to it, to undo all the social stigma." But the epoxy had glued her mons venus

de milo statue's arms right back on the torso. Good news! The signature piece of the garage sale was ready to move. Surprisingly, however, market interest fell when the arms were

covering the torso. The torso, OMG! De milo might as well have been de miley. That reminds me, they had a few bongs at the garage sale as well. I think some cotton candy is

great but was hardly going to pass as a wig. There were going to have to cover the torso in a different way. The local wood was a 5 minute walk so off they sped to collect

as much pubic from the mens urinals as they could get. Luckily the taverns in this neighborhood seldom cleaned the urinals. We quickly twisting and wove the hair into the perfect

ginseng cropped hat and wore it to the Quidditch finals over in Ulrich, Texas. Not America-Texas, Texas in Mongolia. The food was a bit harsh, but who were we to judge the faint

overtones left from a diet of hairball remedy formula kibble? I mean, I love cats, but I can't eat a whole one even if it's properly sauteed. And let me tell you, these Mongolians

will eat the first stray they catch.I'm a cat connoisseur & dined on all the celebrities:garfield,cat-in-the-hat,Felix,Moris,Tom, & the aristocats.Meowlicious from whisker to tail!