she woke up and had no idea where she was.

she woke up and had no idea where she was. no memory of what has happened the nite before. It was just a blur. She found a key and someone else's wallet in her pocket...

and thought she'd better slow down on the liquor on Friday nights. She walked down a dark hallway and peered at herself in the mirror. Her hair was disheveled and her cheek was c

She had Spam breath from swallowing her own puke an hour ago.

Then I got the clue. SPAM spelled backwards is MAPS! Inez was signalling to me that she was the cartographer we needed to map the new face of Dubai. Under that burka was a gifted

sociologist. The Emirates was among the notable gaps in our world atlas of sexual moires. We needed an insider, and Inez wearing the burka was hired on the spot. Her first report

included such wonders as the Pthu'lek tribe, who would travel with the majestic mountain Llamas, stealing one nightly for sexual adventures. Other reports included the

village of the west, whose people had glowing yellow eyes. I stopped looking, it was getting too much for me

and my pet dinossaur "Barney", we had to get out of there I thought. Looking around I found an 1-UP mushroom, happly to find it I eat it up with one bite just to find it was

Actully a bad mushroom tasted stale and as a matter of fact it was stale also it was poisonous I lay down saying my last word, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Then in a matter of time I die.