soon after the volcano erupted and she could

soon after the volcano erupted and she could see the fleeting lives that would soon be nothing but corpses

"You no you mustn't do that." She said. "I'm sorry mother." said the volcano "But its so much fun!". The volcano sprayed some more lava over the innocent and watched with glee.

As the odor of burnt flesh rose up to his crater's nose, the sadistic volcano felt remorse rise in his magma chambers. He contracted his caldera's sphincter and the lava flow stopp

his abusive childhood. Thrust out of his home at a young age, always on unstable ground, he was always volatile and prone to explode at any moment. But that's volcanoes for you.

"Wipe that lava off your face, son," spewed his dad, "you're really burning me up!" He knew then that, some day, the pressure that was building within him would erupt and Seattle

would soon have new hills for the bicyclists and weed to rival Hawaii's. "Dad, maybe you should let off some steam. As for me, I'm all about the fresh flow and it's burnin' up the

noon water." David looked at his daughter and, still not recognizing her, told her he "could be her Daddy". "Dad, that is not the steam I meant for you to let off. No. No. NO!" He

was an imbecile, it was true, but he honestly couldn't help it. The drugs, then the accident& now dementia. But then David noticed they had the same chin dimple. "You're my GIRL!"

I was confused as the "girl" in question was a middle aged man with a beer belly and a magnificent beard, but hey who was I to judge. I wished them happiness as I walked away.