I eat reckless for breakfast; throw spoons

I eat reckless for breakfast; throw spoons across rooms and pop shrooms like balloons. I'm an omelet of lust. Bacon and cheddar, for worse or for better, I'll unleash my Beretta

into you Corvetta!" Barkley spun, nearly toppling over, and made defiant hand gestures. Kenny was aghast, and Ernie shook his head in disbelief. The NBA Halftime Show had declined

The mimes erected an invisible box around the arena so no one could escape. This "Box Out" maneuver really ticked off LeBron. He had to eat basketballs for sustenance. An airlift

came to rescue LeBron. He complained about his tummy hurting after eating too many basketballs but the chopper was too loud, so no-one could hear him. The mimes formed a

leaving party, silently cheering. LeBron was choppered out up over the jungle & deposited on a radioactive atoll. He had the opposite problem now, no basketballs to eat at all.

Little did LeBron know that his exile to a radioactive jungle was to be the start of the great basketball famine of 2004. There would be no basketballs to eat for 5 months to come.

His team failed to make the playoffs, and he became bipolar overnight. Then he went to a psychiatrist and his life changed again. Basketballs were banned from production because of

Dr. Moodle's contention that the friction from their bouncing contributed to global warming. The NBA was consequently nixed, and the 10 grand Doc had bet on the Rockets were saved.

However, Dr. Moodle also supported the claim that Dr. Seuss had a PhD in environmental science because he predicted the green eggs and ham. Thus, Dr. Moodle was not supported by