After sleepwalking again at Almond Boat Park,

After sleepwalking again at Almond Boat Park, NC, Raymond drifted slowly awake. The motor of his boat awakened him, along with the wind splashing water into his face which jolted

him with 4,831 watts of converted moisture electrical current which is a built in feature of his cyborg matrix skin. Alarms went off again but the subroutines that responded weren'

t anymore human than he was. They were just an app, a computer generated respiration and heartbeat...4,831 watts of electromagnetic modulations and frequencies in the form of

electric pulses. He watched in existential horror as he realized he was fake. His brain was a chip, his thoughts nothing but messages sent between one wire to another. He was made.

He was also mad. In fact he was furious. Discovering he was part of some real-life Matrix filled him with such rage that he could barely control himself. What about Lilly? Was s

sausage gilbert fubar figgly dee doo dahhhhhhhhh. What just happened? Jerry pointed at him and laughed. YOU had a glitch. Hahahahahaha! Now you are a

Skippity Dan's Stutter Syndrome. I loved him in spite of his speech impediment." Filberto was shocked. "I didn't know you were gay, Jerry!" "I was, just that one day," he replied.

"You can't be gay for just one day, Jerry!" Filberto argued. Jerry looked pitying at his friend. "How little you know about the world."

The next year, Jerry was Queen of the Midsommerfest. Three women were disqualified so there ended yet another traditional celebration of Swedish culture.