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After sleepwalking again at Almond Boat Park,

  • After sleepwalking again at Almond Boat Park, NC, Raymond drifted slowly awake. The motor of his boat awakened him, along with the wind splashing water into his face which jolted

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  • him with 4,831 watts of converted moisture electrical current which is a built in feature of his cyborg matrix skin. Alarms went off again but the subroutines that responded weren'

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  • t anymore human than he was. They were just an app, a computer generated respiration and heartbeat...4,831 watts of electromagnetic modulations and frequencies in the form of

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  • electric pulses. He watched in existential horror as he realized he was fake. His brain was a chip, his thoughts nothing but messages sent between one wire to another. He was made.

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  • He was also mad. In fact he was furious. Discovering he was part of some real-life Matrix filled him with such rage that he could barely control himself. What about Lilly? Was s

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  • sausage gilbert fubar figgly dee doo dahhhhhhhhh. What just happened? Jerry pointed at him and laughed. YOU had a glitch. Hahahahahaha! Now you are a

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  • fubar minion with sausage breath & have Skipidy Day Studder Syndrome." "What's that?"asked Filberto.I didn't like one bit the giddy look on Jerry's face. Jerry replied "No,you mean

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  • Skippity Dan's Stutter Syndrome. I loved him in spite of his speech impediment." Filberto was shocked. "I didn't know you were gay, Jerry!" "I was, just that one day," he replied.

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  • "You can't be gay for just one day, Jerry!" Filberto argued. Jerry looked pitying at his friend. "How little you know about the world."

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  • The next year, Jerry was Queen of the Midsommerfest. Three women were disqualified so there ended yet another traditional celebration of Swedish culture.

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