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I found a strange man in my garage tonight.

  • I found a strange man in my garage tonight. He was huddled in a corner by the water-heater and was sort of wobbling funny. He didn't notice me, so I slipped back out of the garag
  • e and gently closed the door behind me. It would be better not to disturb him, I thought to myself. Who knew what this strange man could be capable of. For now i'd let him be
  • I really should not meddle in affairs which are not really any of my business. So I turned to leave...but could not budge, I tugged harder and heard a ripping sound. My skirt was
  • Stuck to the ice. How long have I been on this iceberg? Why did I wear my best Prada skirt out here in the first place? I tried to rip the fine Italian leather, weeping with
  • the best of them, i cried so hard I puked. My puke bounced on the cold ice. A manatee leaped up and grabbed a chunk, he smiled and said he was a detective.
  • At first I wasn't impressed. But then I noticed; this wasn't your ordinary half man - half manatee private investigator; this half man - half manatee private investigator had a
  • briefcase with a large dollar sign on it. What kind of half man-half manatee private investigator carries around large sums of cash? A successful one that takes bribes. Well played
  • Detective Manatee, well played. But no one is as he first appears,not even one as seemingly noble as Det. Manatee. Everyone's got an angle, even innocent Beatles-singing parakeets.
  • "That bird in the gilded cage. she look quite innocent. But believe in me. I know what innocence looks like." sang Squawkers. He'd seen a motorcrash. JMan was interrogating him.
  • He arrested Squawkers for abducting the motorcrash victim, fettering his feathery legs. Is this a scrape too far for our parroty hero? Read the next exciting episode only on FS!!!

3 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jun 20 2013 @ 22:15

    Of course, in the meantime there is still a strange man asleep in the garage.

  2. lucielucie Jun 21 2013 @ 03:08

    He might be the motorcrash victim.

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