As the cold wind blew one night, something

As the cold wind blew one night, something mysterious started to happen. The trees took on a different shape, the wind became thick with a slimy mist, and

the beautiful girl next door actually smiled at me. It happened as I was taking the trash out, just like every Tuesday evening. I smiled back. She winked. A most unusual night...

It was unusual because she normally has many guys over. I don't understand why she constantly looks at me. I may never understand, but she does and that's all that matters.

"Thank you soooo much for mowing the lawn cutie." I thought it was a bit odd to do a chore on our second date. "Next week, garbage disposal. See ya hot stuff."

she said as she sauntered into her broken down house. Jared was coming over later to fix the leak in the roof. She had 10 boyfriends, all fixing her house on their "dates" bwahaha

Janice mastered the art of stringing along. While Jared worked on the roof,Bruce did the plumbing & Keith retiled the kitchen,but she loved the freeloader Dizzy who sat on the sofa

and played videogames for most of the day. Dizzy was his name, and that's just how she felt around him. Maybe it was the weed talking, but Janice had a sneaking suspicion that

the green stuff in the joints they'd smoked was actually just pulverised cabbage. Seemed to float Dizzy's metaphorical boat though. Janice suggested a change.Let's go for a walk in

stead of smoking cabbage til we puke in our mouths. Dizzy opened his mouth and dozens of rainbow coloured worms began to float past Janice's head. Maybe there was something in th