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Mental Syrup? Not in my Tardis!

  • Mental Syrup? Not in my Tardis!
  • Who said anything about mental syrup, honey? You're having delusions new! Go back to bed soon you prepare tea. - Said his dutiful wife.
  • I tried to make sense of the last line in this story, but it just escaped me, somehow. I don't think it was that person's fault - I mean, they tried their best. But even so,
  • a T-rex will never attack aquatic prey. Dolphin, safe. Sea turtle, safe. You're land based lies? UNSAFE!
  • But the sky based dreams of truth? 100% true. Except I'm not sure the ones you've deacribednto me recently are not deplete of embellishment. Especially the one about
  • town. They say he's a real charmer. I hope to ride in his convertible and listen to his hi fidelity stereo. What will the girls at the quilting bee think then?
  • He took me to the last Drive-in in Texas to watch the 'no Spring chick flick' "On Golden Pond" but when he put the move on me, reaching into the glove compartment for his dentures
  • I was disgusted to see his Depends undergarment hanging out of the back of his high-waisted pants. What a turn off! Snapping his dentures in, he slid closer to me in the front seat
  • , then jerked to a harsh stop & threw his flabby arm against my chest, lingering for a few extra seconds. "Hey! Take it easy!" I protested. "Don't flatter yourself dear, I was just
  • checking a couple of things. If those puppies are for sale, I'll have the one with the pink nose." How could I resist such a smooth talker? And that's how I met your father.
Started
2012-08-19 10:55:44
Finished
2013-03-17 19:33:28

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Mar 17 2013 @ 20:55

    Her father was a pink-nosed talking puppy? Cool!
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    lucielucie Mar 18 2013 @ 16:34

    Those loveable pink nosed puppies!

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