The mouse scurried down the hall with a ball

The mouse scurried down the hall with a ball of cheese and a map that gave the exactly location of the final piece of the puzzle. Of all four hundred pieces, this would finally do

the trick. The mouse liked puzzles. Just follow the map, he thought. Don't mind the humans with their enormous feet crashing down all around, missing him by a whisker. One last bit

torrent would allow the mouse to have the entire 5 seasons of the Wire. He was nibbling on a pinwheel under the sofa when the show came on. He was transfixed. Stringer Bell was

a name that led to much ridicule in grade school. That's why he started going by "Bud." Which fit, since he was also a stoner .. a stoner with a craving for date pinwheels.

And there in front of him were 23 individually wrapped confectionery just waiting for him. In his mind he was drooling, and his lack of inhibition caused him to act before thinking

about who he was going to eat first. He ended up

swallowing his sister whole to save her from MR.DOOM. Sometimes it is good

to save her from MR. DOOM. But what happens when MF DOOM appears out of the

Unfortunately MF DOOM was unaware of daylight savings time. His death ray hadn't fully warmed up from last night's frost. He missed his coffee. The world went on without him.