"Yeah, that's my art on the wall." She said,

"Yeah, that's my art on the wall." She said, smiling at the man in the suit. The suited man smiled and said, "This entire coffee shop is my art." Howard Schultz then smugly

nodded, but he was too art-blind to see that the coffee shop woman's art consisted of frolicking animals on daring adventures transgressing genre & bigotry for etc, get me coffee.

Which didn't hold a candle to the barrista's art. A single swirly au lait was enough to send critics into rapture. Plus, it was convenient at galleries. But this was a coffe shop.

Not your typical coffee shop either. This was a dog parlor.

A poodle was having its curls straighted by an attendant. A Shih Tzu was getting a mullet & a Dachshund was trying on a pink latex tube. I was looking for celebrity dogs & hit the

jackpot. The question remained of which canine I was going to cast for my movie, "Another Dog Bites the Bone." I knew I needed a small, yappy dog, a mean villainous one, and a

lovely puppy that was the icon of pure innocence. But,where would i find such dogs that would lead this film to ultimate sucess?

I knew! I would be my own film star, I would be that puppy! I was sure that science had to be advanced enough for such a thing to happen. Why wouldn't it be? I checked wikipedi

You can get anything on the internet! As I transformed myself into an animal-human hybrid, I was a shoe in for the lead for "Puppy Peril." To late, I realized they just used CGI.

But that's okay. I'd chosen a skunk as my human-animal hybrid. Nobody was gonna mess with me. ;)