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"Yeah, that's my art on the wall." She said,

  • "Yeah, that's my art on the wall." She said, smiling at the man in the suit. The suited man smiled and said, "This entire coffee shop is my art." Howard Schultz then smugly

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  • nodded, but he was too art-blind to see that the coffee shop woman's art consisted of frolicking animals on daring adventures transgressing genre & bigotry for etc, get me coffee.

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  • Which didn't hold a candle to the barrista's art. A single swirly au lait was enough to send critics into rapture. Plus, it was convenient at galleries. But this was a coffe shop.

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  • Not your typical coffee shop either. This was a dog parlor.

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  • A poodle was having its curls straighted by an attendant. A Shih Tzu was getting a mullet & a Dachshund was trying on a pink latex tube. I was looking for celebrity dogs & hit the

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  • jackpot. The question remained of which canine I was going to cast for my movie, "Another Dog Bites the Bone." I knew I needed a small, yappy dog, a mean villainous one, and a

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  • lovely puppy that was the icon of pure innocence. But,where would i find such dogs that would lead this film to ultimate sucess?

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  • I knew! I would be my own film star, I would be that puppy! I was sure that science had to be advanced enough for such a thing to happen. Why wouldn't it be? I checked wikipedi

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  • You can get anything on the internet! As I transformed myself into an animal-human hybrid, I was a shoe in for the lead for "Puppy Peril." To late, I realized they just used CGI.

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  • But that's okay. I'd chosen a skunk as my human-animal hybrid. Nobody was gonna mess with me. ;)

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2 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Oct 07 2012 @ 01:52

    This stands on its own, ladies and gents.

  2. KieferSkunk Oct 08 2012 @ 17:59

    *folds arms and sits back*

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