once the dial had been twisted all the way

once the dial had been twisted all the way to the right, the hum was incredibly loud and the strobes were disorienting ! why someone would want to install so many safeties into

a garden shed was beyond understanding. There must be something of great value in there. A mere crowbar would not be enough to get in. She looked in her huge back in search

of some anti-depressants that she could grind up and put in the

duck etouffe for the dinner party. She knew most of the guests had undiagnosed mood disorders from her recent research in Cosmo and really wanted to help them help themselves. So

she composed the meal as a form of group therapy. This explained the somewhat discordant composition:

Peanut butter, lucky charms, and lobster thermidor, washed down with 1er cru chablis mixed with gatorade. Oh, and mercury. As a therapist, she was possessive and didn't want a cure

for the common cold, but as I keep telling you, I'm not right in the head. I'm not West Mississippi Plastic Pants Task Force material. So the solicitor agreed with me so long as

I agreed to promote the company's slogan. Producing plastic pants was never my forte anyway; I tended to stick to the plastic plants in industry school, preferring decorative to

mato plants. I was so flustered at my inability to come up with a marketing campaign for plastic pants, that I quit my job. I then got hired by a nursery, where I helped grow pla