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"I am the Light and the Life" said the chipmunk.

  • "I am the Light and the Life" said the chipmunk.

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  • "No one gets into the magic oak tree, but by me!" Chipper crossed his furry little arms and guarded his nuts. "If you want to enter the magic oak tree, you must bow down to me &

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  • bust a nut." He threw down the dark thickshelled nut he couldn't crack, a clever ruse to get others to do his work. Chipper & the other squirrels didn't know the magic nut was evil

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  • good and wicked tasty. Chipper the squirrel was an early adopter. A free nut, especially a Brazil nut, intrigued him. He scampered close to it. Wary of the beer drinking human.

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  • Terry Gilliam approached and offered a Crunchy Frog plus a Brown Bomber from a box of Spring Surprise chocolates. In November 2016, this folding story only became more bizarre. :)

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  • The acid-tripping iguana hopped on the back of a ride on mower to go back to Neverland. The F-16 launched a missile at the iguana but missed hitting the clown car full of nuns. "NE

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  • -W NUNS NUKED IN NUTTY NISSAN!" the headlines read. The acid-tripping iguana felt sorry for the lost novices, but had mellowed to the melting point and could make no protest. By th

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  • e stroke of seven, six silver squirrels scooted out of a cuckoo clock. The acid-tripping iguana eyed its inner workings inquisitively. Will wonders never cease?

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  • the trip intensified. Where there was once an iguana now stood Justin Timberlake sparkling with glitter. 'This is what I was supposed to become" the former iguana now JT thought

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  • Having fulfilled his destiny, Justin Timberlake went off to spread his Timberlakeness throughout the world, making the world a brighter, sparklier place.

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