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Sarah see her hand. Full of red liquid thing.

  • Sarah see her hand. Full of red liquid thing. What should I do now? Sarah grumble. Then, just the way, Jon, the boy she loved, enter the room. Hey Sarah! What you do here?

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  • Subject-verb agreement and tenses be damned! Sarah and Jon love(s)(d) each other!

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  • No english teacher was going to keep them apart. While he was in prison, Jon had invited Sarah for Conjugation visits. Their love was predicated on keeping their

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  • spark alive. The guards didn't enjoy them being too satisfied, so they devised a sort of code in which they talked about eyes, yews, she-its, oui, and so on.

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  • for instance they would say eyes oui and she-its on yew. The new hire wanted to play but he added a twist. He talked about pussy willows and that roosters say cock-erspaniels

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  • the HR manager was listening on the intercom; waiting for Jim to crack a sexist pun. He'd wanted to fire him forever. Elle asked Jim what frat he was in during his masters. "Beta"

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  • testing World of Warcraft." he replied. "My life was a sad series of waking up, playing wow, and eating frozen pizza until I was so fat that

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  • they started to use me as a model for some of the dungeon bosses. You know your life has hit a low when you playtest a game like WoW and fight a more handsome version of yourself"

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  • "Oh that's neat," I replied, internally calling his narcissistic bullshit. I knew that he had a problem with compulsive lying. Once he claimed that Michael Jackson went through all

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  • i, the weight loss pill, like they were M&Ms. Always gave himself away, though, this time claiming that MJ had died on the toilet like Elvis. Ah, Elvis. Now there was a real star!

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1 Comments

  1. RhettOracle Apr 28 2011 @ 19:08

    Conjugation visits was priceless, BananaNut!

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