Ten out of ten dogs

Ten out of ten dogs

paused to smell Robeeta' s crotch. Going for a simple walk in the park became a huge embarrassment. Robeeta suffered from an obscure medical condition known as

Cotard’s Syndrome. Yeah, it's not just an awesome freaking show AMC, it really happens! Robeeta knew she was screwed, and her crotch still smelled funny. What to do? What to do?

s. Luckily he beat Cotard's syndrome by repeatedly listening to Josh Groban songs until he was completely retarded back to his old self, thus reversing the Cotard Syndrome. Oh,

to be young again, thought Kurt Cobain's corpse. It wanted to reanimate itself through listening to music backwards.

That was easy if you were dead. None of the living souls would recognise. Even the clock went backwards now. There was no reversing this. The fans knew nothingwhatsoever as planned

what is this?

This is the end of the beginning. Or possibly the beginning of the end...

But whichever part of our story we're at, it doesn't matter... because we're here--with eachother up until the last second. Up until we look into eachother eyes and say, "The End"