Toby Chatterton was actually more the silent

Toby Chatterton was actually more the silent type. His head was full of music, but he never felt compelled to bother people with it. He was cool like that. Synchronicities would

command his interest. Once, a woman was walking to the beat of the song in his head. "This is not a mere coincidence," Toby concluded, his heart now pounding like a second drummer.

Then a sharp shooting pain ran up Toby's left arm. He felt dizzy. He realized he was having a heart attack. Which was totally inconvenient because the woman

was doing a really great job. She looked up at him when he involuntarily clenched her hairs in his right fist. The pain caused her to bite hard on a sensitive organ. 'H..Heart atta

ckakakak!!' she blurted out and slumped over."Awesome, I got her to orgasm - and this is only my first time a Navi sex", He thought. But when he saw she'd turned peach in the face

and nectarine around her upper thighs. Instead of being a turn off, he ran to the secret cupboard and grabbed the vaccum cleaner. 'This,' he lisped, 'is gonna be GOOD!'. Suction

Vampires are like mosquitoes. It is only the females that drink blood. The males drink fruit. I thirsted for a smoothy at an all-night yogurt stand. I must have MANGO!

it was the best mango smoothy ever, so the next night I invited my friend Karen "yo Karen you gotta try this, forget human blood man, this is the shizzle!"

Karen liked the mango smoothies so much that we opened our own smoothie store and called it "Fango-Mango".