'Where am I?What's that noise?where is that

'Where am I?What's that noise?where is that light coming from?' The unknown penetrated his mind sending pins and needles up his spine. He veered down the dimly lit cave, listening

hear ol grandad tootin' in the bathroom than THAT sound from deep in the cave. But what made it so horrifying was that he was also drawn to it, it almost seemed like it was talking

in old grandad's slightly straining voice. "C'mere sonny boy," the voice seemed to say, and he walked toward it in the cave's darkness, which grew darker with each step. Bats flew

eerily about the cave, wings flapping madly. He advanced into the darkness. The form of an old man took shape. Was it really Grampa? "You, Boy, are trespassing on Wayne property!"

"But Grampa!" the boy responded, "It's me, your grandson." Grampa was happy to see his grandson, but he still had to protect Wayne property. So Grampa decided

to kill the boys parents who ever they turned out to be. Well, it turned out that his grandson's parents were his son and wife so he hired a young Jack Nicholson to kill them in fr

Ont of the King and thus Jack Nicholson ended up getting his first major movie gig, starring as Jack the Ripper. He grew fangs and Dr. Spock ears to complete the look needed.

Hollywood kept the “Jack” character gimmick going, offering Nicholson the role of Jackie Kennedy in his next film. Jack looked fetching in those A-line dresses and pillbox hats.

but somehow couldn't quite pull off the honeymoon scene with Aristotle Onassis. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" Jack(ie) shouted, right before he left to go to the Laker's game.