Why can't we combine toilets in showers?

Why can't we combine toilets in showers? Just think, no need for toilet paper, the sound of water covering the flatulence and saving you the embarrassment of showing face after

a three-way with you ex and your best friend. Awk-ward!

Palm desert parking lot. His kids were fat and numerous. His wife was a psychopath. They were stuck at the outlet mall. His credit was running out. He saw the ghost of an indian

guide. Remember that youth group founded by the YMCA with the politically incorrect name? No? Well, it's not surprising that the Indian Guides have declined in popularity. Must be

the lack of funding from the National Endowment for the Arts. As we all knew, Paul's handling of the grant proposals, which greenlighted a creche display with

statuettes of Madonna & Sandra Bernhard as the Virgin Mary & St. Joseph along with she-male angels & the 3 "Queens," made Paul a big hit on Christopher St., but raised questions of

his own sexuality. People didn't know what to make of him. But it definitely made him popular, with the ladies and *ahem* laddies too. He finished

swallowing and snuck a peak around. Sure, popular with "the ladies" was one thing, but you had to know when to hold em and know when to fold em. At least that's what Kenny

Rodgers said to me after I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow. Then he pulled down his pants and things got weird.