Bless Me, Father, for I have sinned. I am

  • Bless Me, Father, for I have sinned. I am a confirmed Catholic who strayed from Heaven's straight & Narrow path for a walk thru debauchery's garden: Sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll.

  • I know I went to confession just this morning, but a lot can happen in just a few hours. Father, It all started when I met Sister Emma at the bookstore and offered her a Cappuccino

  • . Sister Emma & I sat side-by-side in the Nevermore cafe, chatting about whether consuming caffeine could be considered a venial sin, when I felt her foot slide up my pant leg.

  • Venial shmenial! I loosened my habit to expose my widows peak & asked her if she'd like me to stir in her sugar cube. Sister Emma's jump boot rubbing my stockings was chafing my

  • holiest of holies. I nudged her foot away. "Let's get out of these," I purred. 30 minutes later when the last of our complicated vestments had been removed, we retired to the recto

  • -ry for a smoke. She looked beautiful without her habit, but we were just too pooped from undressing to actually get it on. "There is still time to change our minds about this,"

  • And change their minds they did! Oh, sure, from one extreme to another...but, hey...He did dabble in Cuckolding and Necrophilia, but she remained a Nun, locked up in her chastity

  • like a virgin with a shotgun, but she decided to go on a murder spree and remain pure.

  • Yeah, she killed a few people but considering the billions she didn't kill we still considered her innocent and a virgin even after the necrophilia. We drew the line at validating

  • The purpose of Skull And Bones, of which she was a lesser known member. She was anointed to sainthood by order of the toxic feminist secret society.



  1. LordVacuity Dec 09 2017 @ 13:40

    Brix were shat when I saw that necrofilia had already made an appearance in this story.

  2. Woab Dec 11 2017 @ 10:48

    And yea, with those brix did we build the convent for the little sisters of necrophilia.

  3. LordVacuity Dec 11 2017 @ 12:48

    Awkward when I was explaining FoldingStory.com to my cousin. I mentioned this story and how how "cool" it had been to realize that I had somehow grokked a return of necrophilia. "What is necrophilia", she asks. "Errrr... ummmm... can I have some more green bean casserole, please?"

  4. Jimbeau Dec 11 2017 @ 22:24

    The question is...how did tinybox inspire you to grok it...is tinybox the opposite of giantcox?

  5. LordVacuity Dec 11 2017 @ 22:44

    My guess Is that I must have seen your line when it was available and it stuck in my mind and then I recognized that tinybox's fold was a response to yours. All without me being conscious of it.

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