"hello and welcome to this years spaghetti
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"hello and welcome to this years spaghetti eating challenge!"
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Mayor Tumulo exclaimed. He sat everyone along a long white table filled with plates of the very saucy spaghetti. He held a trophy with the engravings stating,
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"I want to use this trophy like a spoon to eat this very saucy spaghetti!" Mayor Tumulo exclaimed.
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And by god, did he eat. The mayor shoveled spaghetti into his maw with the fervor of a man long starved. Noodles and sauce stained the lapels of his wrinkled shirt,
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but as fast as the mayor ate, the spaghetti & meatballs kept raining down. The clouds darkened. Lightening flashed & the wind howled. Soon it was lasagna, chicken cacciatorre, &
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lamb chops that came pelting down from the sky. As the mayor ate, the sauce sloshed around his feet and rose like a tide of blood. The falling food showed no sign of stopping.
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"Come to the ark!" cried the madman who had constructed for years a ship made from tupperware and saran wrap, and now he was laughing, closing his translucent doors to everyone.
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The ark builders were busy making blueprints for a bed that would jolt the sheeple awake in time for the election. Time was running out, so they worked harder than ever to finish
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the bed. God a bit peevish now "There will be a flood. Build an ark. This is not a drill." But Noah was so caught up designing a sheep skin static accumulator for his jolty bed, he
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used up all the sheep and there were non left for the ark. Today;s sheep are not real sheep. they are the descendants of wolves in sheep's clothing. we have been living a lie.
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- 2014-11-12 07:39:05
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- 2016-09-03 18:42:52
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Woab Sep 03 2016 @ 18:46
No points for the avatar-less who write folds within minutes of each other! You're cheating!
SlimWhitman Sep 12 2016 @ 17:05
That's a bit strong. I mean if your on the site at the same time, the newest folds appear on the front page. I suspect a group was participating in a class exercise which is ok, by me. Occasional discussion about virtual sandboxes for groups have not resulted in new features so far. This would seem an interesting expansion of the Foldingstory site.