It was a dark and stormy night.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Tim was standing in his room, looking outside through a high-powered binocular, his face pained.

"When I get my hands on the guy who took the rest of these binoculars, so help me..." Tim fumed as he squinted through the one lens. There, in the sky above him, was a yellow UFO.

Tim squinted hard into the remaining lens.He saw one of the UFO personnel gazing back at him through binoculars! Tim thought a little & flashed him the bird. The alien responded by

giving him a stalk flick, slapping his tentacles, & pointing at his proboscis. Tim gave the rude alien the "V" & a balled fist. The whole exchange caused an intergalactic incident

. The queen of Conch was called upon to manage the situation as delicately as possible. The rude alien demanded an apology and threatened nuclear war, or worse

satelite tv reception! Mass hysteria engulfed Earth as its population pictured themselves barred from GOT or Veep. Pressure grew on Trump to nuke surrounding planets. Conch's queen

Many of us hoped the world would choose right but it chose wrong instead. This rendered all of the these t-shirts I was trying to sell worthless.

I took those rags and founded the Right Right of the Righteous with their ashes. Certain bloods were used in construction of the Temple and the bunker below it. They didn't know ho