So I'm sittin there with my infant child

So I'm sittin there with my infant child watching a horror movie when all of a sudden like thirty bats fly into the bedroom and poop all over the drapes. This was a very bad

plan I thought. If my arch-enemy had wanted to kill my child & I, he should have tried harder. I set about plotting my revenge when I discovered, hidden away in my attic, a

n altar dedicated to the ancient greek deity Nemesis,with the right offer I would certainly get the right means to have my revenge against the evil one who wanted to kill my family

. I was going to skin the evil one alive. My family was all I had in this world, and he wanted to rid of them. I wasn't going to let this happen. No way. I asked the deity Nemisis,

For her blessings and assistance with the dark task ahead of me. Snatching a knife from the kitchen drawer I headed out to find him, my mind equal parts fear and a strange exciteme

nt. I managed to get audience seats for The Iron Chef & burst onto the kitchen set holding my Nenohi Honyaki Dentokougeishi Sakimaru Takobiki yelling 'Banzai!' The Szechuan Sage

Baron Yakuza Von Dook held his cleaver close to his chest poised for action. He knew how tense a competition like Iron Chef was. This was not his first rodeo in kitchen stadium.

Baron Yakuza Von Dook was a kook, for a cook. It was easy to see if you simply took a look. Today's Iron Chef ingredient was cold water fluke. Baron Yakuza Von Dook braised it in

the fat of a duck from the brook, which he'd caught on a hook. From a nook, he took a book, whose author was a mook, for they forsook to mention how a braised fluke should look.