One upon a time in a land far, far away...

One upon a time in a land far, far away...

(actually, it was just on the other side of the railroad tracks) there lived a beautiful princess locked in a tower by an evil witch (actually it was Ugly Ernie locked in jail by

Pretty Ernie). The princess pined (well, sometimes thought about) for a lovely salmon dinner (or even smoked smelt) or the return of the handsome prince (also imprisoned by

a petty tyrant.) The prince meanwhile, (great word meanwhile) was eating a nice fish and chips (tartar sauce on the side) wished (or pined) for a princess to dine (said meal.)

she shouted. The prince was used to this sort of thing from the local vegans, which is why the king had ordered them put to death years ago. Somehow this one had survived, but the

little lettuce muncher would be taken care of easily enough. "Guards! Seize her!" Four knights in armor stepped forward to detain the woman but she was lithe and too quick for them

because she had all the slender agility that a rabbit could have. I never knew bunnies had such powerful feet, but her kicks were felt through the knights' armor, disabling them.

Then a giant hawk screamed down and shredded the rabbit's with its razor sharp talons. It's hooked beak disemboweled the rabbit. He strong kicks did nothing against her natural

awesomeness. The rabbit twitched at its final moment of life and the hawk began to rip off the red meat off the body. But the hawk would have never of thought to have been infected