A third glass slid down the bar and skidded
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A third glass slid down the bar and skidded to a stop in front of him, only light clinking its predecessors. He drained it and tossed back some peanuts. When he woke up, he knew
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the soul of Billy The Kid inhabited his body. Those magical peanuts were blessed by a Dakota shaman with blood of The Kid. He whipped out his six shooter and blasted every
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Enron executive in the room. There was total chaos. Bullets flew. People ran. The Liberace impersonator played Ave Maria in the corner. When it was over, the man took his piece
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of the strawberry whipped cream tart and threw it. Then he stomped his feet rapidly. In his rage, he turned to the Liberace impersonator and gave him a look that said "
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the monkeys just aren't doing it for me. GET YOUR F*CKING ACT TOGETHER!" With that, he gathered up the flowers and promptly left. He had more important places to be, like
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your mom's house, or your sister's house if your mom was busy. The wedding was coming up and your mom was making the cake while your sister was sewing the tablecloths. He rang up
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to say, "How about a quickie?" You said, "Clive, I'm marrying your brother tomorrow!" A brief pause at the other end, "So... you're still available right?".
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Damn it you know better than to ask me something like that. My momma and your momma were pregnant together, We were born two weeks apart, We nursed the same breasts. Of course
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you can wear my Hulk hands.
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Go ahead. Wear the hands. No, really. Seriously. PUT THEM FREAKIN' ON! DON'T GET ME ANGRY.
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- 2010-12-20 01:40:06
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- 2011-04-25 18:03:41
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AugustWest Apr 25 2011 @ 18:05
Buddyboy -- way to kill a fold.
buddyboy4711 Apr 25 2011 @ 18:36
haha... yeah, my bad. I gave that fold a good ol' Hulk Smash. I pulled it up and my mind just went totally blank. I didn't want to click out of it, but literally the only thing I thought about during the allotted time was Hulk Hands. Maybe I had some demons to exorcise from that time I didn't get Hulk Hands for Christmas...
SlimWhitman Apr 26 2011 @ 04:05
If you feel too much pressure, let time run out. Then click on the link "Try again" below INCOMPLETE FOLD which is itself below CREATE, ADD, READ on the right side of the page and you're good to go. ... and I hope you got your Hulk Hands next Christmas.
buddyboy4711 Apr 26 2011 @ 09:05
Cool, thanks! I hadn't seen the numbers get red like that before, so I just assumed some shit was about to go down. ... Btw, I got Sock'em Boppers instead. It all worked out cuz when I hit them together I just added my own Hulk sounds. Barely knew the difference.