I was walking through the forest then I tripped

I was walking through the forest then I tripped on what I thought was a stone, but it was rat.

Actually it was a stone rat, not a statue, but a living stone rat. It was huge, about the size of a miniature rhino, if the rhino was chow chow sized. The rat said, "FLESHY HUMAN,

You disturb the tomb of the Rat god. Beware, the Rat god cometh!" The stony statue come alive had enough of time gnawing it. It would do the gnawing. The human ran into the forest

, with the giant, upright rat in hot pursuit. He climbed a tree, only to come face to face with the rat. In a desperate bid, he plugged a dormant beehive into His Ratship's mouth.

nd so their bums are always warm and prepped for stinging. The optimal temperature is actually 80.192836419421291 degrees, and should a bee reach that temperature, the consequence

for the stingee is severe. For at precisely 80.192836419421291 degrees a bee's stinger gets a POWER UP and upgrades to a spreader stinger, doing three times the normal damage.

then the big giant chicken ate your mom and threw it up all over the water bed

The water bed was very stinky

The end....