As I watched the clothes in the dryer tumble,

As I watched the clothes in the dryer tumble, I realized they weren't my clothes. I opened the door to investigate and fell in.

then I accidentally closed the door. I'm clumsy that way. Somebody started the dryer & rumpadump away I went. The lintfree cloth fell in my mouth & I gagged. Where were my clothes?

The cat stared at me through the window with a look of astonishment on its face as I rolled by.

I tried to signal to the cat to get help but she was distracted by a fly. Where is Lassie when you need her? The car picked up speed as I struggled with the zip ties. Using my toes

to flip on the overdrive to save a little gas, I struggled to break free. The car was heading straight for the mall. I slammed into an urban outfitters with mixology books and fur

, glazed over from energy drinks and robo-tripping, glanced my way without even seeing me and then back at the zombie-killing game. "What a waste" I thought as I stepped on the acc

ordian sticking out of my boyfriend's throat. "When did that happen?" I thought, only then noticing that the arcade was strewn with the bodies of those who had been slain by music

instruments. It looked like Pinkie Pie had been luring parasprites out of town then trod on a mine. But really, it was the Pied Piper back for bloodthirsty revenge. I was alone

in a sea of gore. The weight of what had just passed hit me and I sunk to the ground in horror.