When people learn no tools of judgment and

When people learn no tools of judgment and merely follow their hopes, the seeds of political manipulation are sown.

Fake news version: When nobody eludes madness and everyone fails to denounce infidelity, the dye of tactless exploitation is cast. The sale of condoms and licorice rose steeply.

It was the end of Happy Days. There was no way possible to return to the days of glory. Society got in its own way...forgetting that people no longer craved peace and prosperity.

except for the locusts, who stopped eating crops and began dancing. Soon the remaining humans the secret to their salvation was music. So they banded together and created the best

country-folk group this side of the continent. Outsiders heard tell of their beautiful music and flocked by the thousands to see the Banjomen and their dancing locusts. Regretably,

when the mating season ended, all of the dancing locusts died and the Banjomen became sullen and would only play the blues. They played it very well, but without the locusts, they

Had no mean women to sing about, so they sang about the taxes going up and having unpaid bus pile up. The Governor of Illinois cowrote the title song of the next Banjomen album.

Including the surprise hit, PAY UP FOR YOUR BUS PILE UP. It topped the Governor Chart on Billboard as #1 for a record 13 weeks. It was replaced by Chris Christie's, BEACH HOLDINGS.

That “Songs of the Governors” thing sounded like a skit on “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” I peeked under my sofa for Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Wayne Brady. Only Ryan was there.