There once was a Quaker Clown who hated kangaroos.
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There once was a Quaker Clown who hated kangaroos. We don't know why but he did, but he hated their bouncy, jumping around.
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He was in Australia on vacation, and after seeing all the kagaroos he booked the first flight home.
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He was very afraid of those animals because one had killed his mother.
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but he gathered his courage and used his magic wand to banish the animals into his magic snowglobe
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but he realized that he was holding an axe and had accidentally chipped a slab of flesh from his calf. The blood vapors sent the animals howling and they lunged on him. He tried
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to pick up his snow globe but epically failed as the animals
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within it were articulated in such a way that made them appear to be shot or decapitated whenever someone shook it. These snowglobes had sold particularly well in prison gift shops
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where the prisoners would break every goddamn snowglobe and use the glass shards as shanks to kill anyone who even said the word "snowglobe." Those goddamn snowglobes had to DIE!
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The problem was that the new federal regulations replaced the glass with plexiglass. So now there was the problem of bouncing snowglobes everywhere you looked. One even
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rolled into a Pig Latin class. Or should I say old lay n'too Kay a ig Pay atin lay lass cay. Eee tay end aay.
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- Started
- 2011-01-03 13:01:30
- Finished
- 2011-01-06 22:08:51
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