In Alt Univ 14Y gangsta rocker Ice Trey waxed

In Alt Univ 14Y gangsta rocker Ice Trey waxed poetic about genitalia to crashing violins. The creator bobbed her head, then shook it and said "No. This just isn't hitting. What's

on the other station?" The creator tuned in to Alt Univ 4XM. There, discordant youths screamed about alienation. "Ungrateful punks. I gave them sunsets and Dr. Pepper." The creator

looked for just one nondiscordant youth among the many denizens of Alt. Univ 4XM and the creator found one named N¢½h. N¢½h fervently believed the creator had big plans for him

The youth (we shall call him Nick) was very polite; kind to his parents, friendly with his peers, and good at doing his chores. Satisfied, the creator picked up Nick and

severely creased. He was made out of paper, but Geppetto felt that he was his son. "I will call you Nick," said the mustachioed Italian. A fairy godmother appeared in the window

And said, "Hello! I heard you talking about gelatto. Here is your favourite flavour, mango. Enjoy it!" Then she vanished and they polished it off in 4:56. She brought them more.

Only this time she was invisible, since she had vanished. All they saw was a large bowl of mango gelato approaching them. Startled, they took photos and insisted it was a UFO.

When their watch captain came by with their reliefs they found them all bunched up in the corner covered in what was obviously not mango gelato. Their com badges & weapons were go

ne and they had no clothes on. The captian barked at them, "Whur Are Yer Unee-Firms, Weepons An Badg-ez?" They hid the vasaline behind their backs and saluted the Capt. He sighed.