If Jim had one thing going for him, it wasn't

If Jim had one thing going for him, it wasn't good looks, good luck, a lightning fast intellect, nor a sexy cop wife. Each of things was had by Doug, who'd married his own sister

and the tree turned out to be a straight-assed stick. No beginning and no end. Damn. Does this mean I can't keep doing naked push-ups on my sister? He would need

to exercise naked upon some other relative - maybe Uncle Jesse. And no, my Uncle Jesse did not have a penchant for moonshine - much more refined - he liked ripple with Red Bull on

ice while he watched reruns of "The Dukes of Hazard." Uncle Jesse thought it was hilarious that he shared his name with a main character from the show. "Them Dukes, them Dukes!"

Uncle Enos, on the other hand was insulted by his Dukes of Hazard namesake. "Why has there never ever been a positive TV role model named Enos?" He pounded his fist on the set and

the TV began to crack and pop. "We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special message. We take you live to the president of the United States." The pres appeared, looking

exhausted, worried. Cameras flashing, reporters waving trying to get his attention. Mr. President, Mr. President, what stand will the United States take regarding Cuba's

dominance of the planet, will you now be offering a grovelling apology for your treatment of cuba and its peoples over the years that you have relentlessly targetted it leaders and

those of vulnerable developing nations. Now that world government is a reality, one person one vote across the world, let's see how many votes you get.