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"Punishment run these in a high-school rallies."

  • "Punishment run these in a high-school rallies." Tribec reads, the three contestants try to think of the Jeopardy question, Phil taps in, blurts out, "

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  • Can I buy a vowel? An 'o'?" Phil saw his mistake too late. He was imagining Vanna wearing in his high school basketball jersey and had forgotten which game show he was on. Trebek

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  • said "Phil, you fool. You didn't phrase your request in the form of a question! How would you like to buy an O? Round and neat? Tidy and complete? It'll cost you the game. Haha

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  • But that is where Phil was ahead of you Alex. Phil has no game. That is why he knows all this trivia. Without game he doesn't have to spend time with a girlfriend that will keep hi

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  • m a virgin for eternity and his seed will shrivel up and his mean old dad will never become a grandfather. Then again Lucy did have luscious thighs. Maybe Phil did need game.

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  • "Give me one of those thighs, Lucy," Phil said, but soon enough he was sorry, for they were very gamey indeed. "Give me some grandchildren, Lucy," said Phil's mean old dad, but

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  • the grandchildren tasted just as gamey. "What is up with the quality of this meat? This is absolutely outrageous!." The man sat back in disappointment as he

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  • wiped his mouth with a napkin. He placed his hands back down on the table and looked down at the meal, seething, until his eyes trailed from the flesh on his plate to his own.

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  • Squeamish realization hit him at that moment, but not before his mouth watered in anticipation of sampling his own rather meaty left thumb. "Please pass the ketchup," he asked.

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  • He ate it. All of it. And he didn't stop there. Philosophers have long debated what would happen if a man ate himself and now we know: he gets about to the elbow and passes out.

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