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And here comes president George Bushington

  • And here comes president George Bushington now with his enormous

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  • ly popular brother, Jeb. George was always secretly jealous of Jeb. Jeb was smarter, younger, and had better grammar. He also had better ideas. George had to admit that Jeb

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  • was better at faking it or so he thought. Jman didn't like to admit it, but he couldn't just throw his brother under the bus. Gman and the rest of the clan stuck to him like glue.

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  • Which is where Jman came up with the phrase, "I'm rubber, you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you." Gman was not as clever, so he used to say, "Wacky is as

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  • wacky does, you wack me & I wack you." The χman entered. He practiced Cheeky Chi, or Verbal Foo. Jman and Gman were no match for him when he said, "Yo, my chi is like a yoyo, ying

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  • yang, boomerang, fear my sound, comes back around, like Justin Timberlake, y'all be totally fake.' Of course, after being roasted in this way, Jman and Gman had no words for χman

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  • except, "Jeez, χman- chill. Okay? Just chill. Jeez!" χman felt bad that he had dissed Jman and Gman like that, but he had to tell it like it is. Y'know? He walked home alone and

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  • kicked at small rocks, like a loser. Because he WAS a loser. He shouldn't have dissed his bros. So he decided that, to make it up to them, he would do something grand. He would

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  • kick at BIG rocks ...the BIGGEST rock! On the plane ride to Nepal, he imagined how proud his bros would be for him. Standing in front of Mt Everest, steel-toed boot on his foot, he

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  • made the ascent. A freak storm snowed him in for 3 days yards from the summit. He dug a tunnel though the snow. He kicked the Biggest Rock before falling to his death. Brothers.

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Aug 15 2019 @ 22:26

    One of the perks of getting to write the last fold is that I don't have to worry about leaving enough for the person behind me. There is none. I didn't have to id the mountain because by the time the reader got to my fold, they would already have that information. BTW, when I first read Toogs fold I got a big Beau Geste vibe to it. Hence my end.

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