She stared at the blank page in front of
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She stared at the blank page in front of her. Blank and empty. Just like her mind. "I need 10 pages by tomorrow!" she thought. Desperate, she picked up
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a piano and threw it out of her 6th floor apartment window. Whenever she was stressed, i.e. this insufferable paper deadline, she gained super strength. Dashing to the window, she
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looked down out the window and saw the destruction she had wrought. The piano had crushed a food stand on the sidewalk, and the hapless seller was looking up at her, shaking his fi
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sts of wieners and shouting, "I am the Tube Steak King! Bunless ye are born, and bunless ye shall die!" That sounded threatening so she threw a CRT monitor down at him and nearly
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hit his head. The monitor broke open and out exploded a litter of unicorns that blew fire. The unicorns flew away, carrying their buns with them. The people shall remain bunless.
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The great bun famine of 1129 was terrible. People were forced to eat their bread in loaves, before the invention of sliced bread! Damn fire-breathing, time-travelling unicorns!
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If the unicorns had been inclined to help rather than hinder, they could have sliced the loaves with their horns. A knight named Sir Bran threatened to get medieval on their ashes
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but that only angered the unicorns. They ran Sir Bran through and stampeded over the loaves, flattening them into paper-thin sheets. The townspeople took these sheets and
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Made giant gingerbreadmen. These deightfully aromatic visitors roamed and little children made their own. The gingerbread kids were so cute a youtuber took notice of it and created
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gingerbread porn. That pretty much ruined it for everybody.
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- 2016-12-02 14:40:06
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