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Li's mother had gone to protect the honor

  • Li's mother had gone to protect the honor of the family, but as his brother, in order to protect the family name. When the queen fell in love with "him"-Li's life with the princess

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  • got complicated, to say the least. But luckily, they were going to be on Jerry Springer's show next week and that nice producer lady said they'd help straighten out his mess. So,

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  • they found out Jerry Springer had a special gift for them. He took them on his Yacht and opened the sea chest. He pulled out crazy straws in the shape of sunglasses and

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  • completed circles, which frankly defeated the purpose and function of those particular crazy straws. Jerry Springer then

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  • exploded into a myriad of tiny fuzzballs, all of them wearing glasses and being extremely annoying. Nevertheless, people grew fond of their new fuzzy companions, so they started

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  • feeding their cats to the fuzzballs. I mean, sure, the fuzzballs were annoying, but not even remotely annoying as a cat. And that's how

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  • I became a vet. Sure, I found the animals annoying but I had an uncanny ability to heal anything with 4 legs. In no time at all there were otters, dogs, hippos, geese &

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  • sparrows all running about on four legs. One solution fits all... they should be grateful. Added value - more legs going out than coming in. But the next idea wasn't so great ...

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  • ...the genetically modified breed of boneless skinless chickens was rather problemmatic PR wise. It wasn't the appearance so much as the need ot flip them with a spatula to avoid

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  • the massive swelling. No matter, for it was then they realized their mistake. All the mutative work could be done at the egg stage! Take that Frank Purdue! Your monster's no use!

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