Ok, Ok. Guys I've got it. I know what Jupiter's

Ok, Ok. Guys I've got it. I know what Jupiter's great Red Spot is! It's a giant zit!

"Jupiter's got a zit! Jupiter's got a zit!" sang Earth. Jupiter frowned and touched its Red Spot. "Don't scratch at it, honey" said the Sun as she made dinner. "You look fine. It's

just a phase." "Careful - you don't want to see Sun flare up," Earth added. Jupiter aimed its angry red eye at Earth. Uranus chimed in, "Didn't flares go out of fashion ages ago?"

"Eh, pluto?" Uranus nudged Pluto. Pluto, having become part of the conversation, gave him the cold shoulder and left the groups of planets to be a planetoid.

Well, the other planetoids in the Kuiper Belt were way too small compared to Pluto, but Pluto had been shunned by his Planet friends. So Pluto started having an identity crisis.

Pluto thought for a while and then realised the answer was simple - he could just change his Spacebook status to Supernova! No longer a planet, more a shining star!

When he got on Spacebook to change his status to Supernova, Pluto discovered that option was grayed out. So were Quasar, Black Hole, Wormhole, Galaxy, and Shoe Box. Pluto never co

-parented. That was Pluto's problem. He was a deadbeat dad, and it was keeping him from high status on Spacebook. So he wrote a check for $700K and sent it to his ex-wife Venus.

Ah, his ex wife Venus. Had a rather scandalous affair with Ganymede from what I recall. Pluto wasn't over the moon about. He strived to see his child Nibiru again, prove himself