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His film career long in the shitter, Macaulay

  • His film career long in the shitter, Macaulay Culkin now spends his days forging horseshoe culkins, caulking video game level designs, and helping his dad's tile-caulking business.
  • If you got something that needs a good caulking, Macaulay is there for your caulking needs. He can occasionally be seen caulking away at stuff that doesn't need caulking. And
  • that tends to upset the union caulkers, who want to be the only people dispensing caulking all willy nilly. It's a satisfying thing, being a place's main source for a good caulking
  • waltz. Ah those zany Germans. They blended caulking with the 3/4 beat of a waltz. So the union workers decided this time they were going to Berlin to show the
  • sauerkraut brigade some good old fashioned Albanian incompetence. The Albanians had caulk everywhere within a matter of minutes. The Germans were less than impressed. They were
  • expecting at least a half-assed battle instead a bare-bottomed bosche buggering. "Feuern sie die Fleishsuppe in die LEDERHOSEN!" , Sturmwurst Horstmacher screamed over the din of
  • chunky soup. Stormsausage Horstmacher, screwing in his monocle, slapping his riding boots with his crop said "Ve haf vays of meking you vear tight leather" The lederhosen-clad
  • stew lover was an imposing yet amusing figure. I snatched his riding crop our of his sausage-like fingers & laughed right in his round little face. "Beat it, Horstmacher, before I
  • pour ketchup and mustard all over your hands! That'll teach you to mess with me!" Yeah. That would show him. But then, just as I was preparing the condimental punishment, the
  • Hotdog King sent his guards to open the gates welcome me into his palace. The HotDog Vendors gathered around and cheered as I was appointed a hero of Hotdog Kingdom.
Started
2011-06-24 18:35:55
Finished
2013-04-11 02:13:47

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Apr 11 2013 @ 05:27

    ...in Frankfurt, of course.
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    lucielucie Apr 11 2013 @ 05:49

    half- assed vs bare bottomed Bosche buggering... haha

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