today is friday!!! and i will be doing....

today is friday!!! and i will be doing....

nothing, as you don't have any friends...

Well, I have actually have 2, Mufasa, and my mom. They look up to me, because I am 8'7"; however, I think you are a very incorrect person indeed. Now I am going to

go to the bathroom because i really have to go bad. then im going to get a" 87" ounce slushy ha ha laugh and come back here to the computer and

beat this goddamn game if I have to kill every last brain cell trying! I hope they still have the cherry coke slushy. I'll slug it down fast, get brain freeze, drool for hours.

then youll wake up. with everyone youve ever loved dead.. shot in the head. but whats this?! theres a gun in your hangs.the barrel smokes and your mind races. what happened here?

That next Batman movie is gonna be awesome! I'd better get another thing of half-n-half before this goes sour. Wait -- 1. My gun. What?! 2. Everyone is dead. 3. Call ... 11:11? um

'Fingers!' he exclaimed, 'I have too many fingers! I have to get rid of some, or the world will end!' As he gripped the knife, it occured to me that going out for dinner was not

really what the doctor ordered for Patient #49. "All right boys" I sighed "take him back to the asylum." "CHECK PLEASE!"