Her face shows sighs of confusion before

Her face shows sighs of confusion before her training takes and she says , I'm afraid we can't do that , sir . ' 'Why not ?' demands the Guy .

try the impossible, overcome the greatest fear in his life: fire. He knew he had to do it, or he would look back at his life in utter regret. He owed it to himself, his mother,and

his psychiatrist to burn down his childhood home. "You can do it!" they all said (in his head), "Encouragement!" To spite his pyrophobia, the man grabbed a book of matches and

arranged a small pile of kindling at the foundation. 30 minutes later, his childhood home was enveloped in flames. Within a week, the entire metropolitan area of Vancouver was

helping rebuild the home. "Yes, yesss" he said. "Put the lighter kindling, er, I mean, wood at the bottom and the bigger fuel, uh, um, logs up towards the top. Yeah. That looks

perfect. Just perfect..." his voice trailed off as his eyes grew brighter & his pants felt tighter. "It only takes a spark...to, uh, build a combustible...uh, happy home." Pyromani

a ran in his family. Legend has it that his great great grandfather Rostopchin torched the Kremlin in 1812. Now, generations later, it was his turn to establish a burning legacy.

He set up the bomb and casually left a trail of gun powder across the Red Square. As he lit the fuse, a gust of wind blew it out. It was Soviet Justice! Superhero of

All that is Good and Wonderful! A bittersweet smile crawled over his features. He was done.