Today I woke up at five p.m. after sleeping

Today I woke up at five p.m. after sleeping for mor than 12 ours. I was starving and decided to eat something. As soon as I opened by bedroom door, I saw the most

delicious cake I had ever laid eyes on waiting for me on the counter top. "My god! I'm glad I decided to wake up!" I shouted with glee, to

my faithful cat, dimitri. He yawned and i fed him a little bit of the cake. I scoffed the rest and went for a walk. Almost as soon as I walked out the door,

Dmitri, went to my computer, logged himself in as "Fat Cat" and wrote offensive trollage on my facebook page. A combination of video and computer surveillance exposed my cat as the

Scooby-doo. scooby apparently had found out that I, Shaggy has eaten all the scooby snax. so, the battle had begun. Scooby pulled out his pistol and i followed. then

Scooby pulled off his mask to reveal that he was actually the Security Chief that had called us to the amusement park in the first place! Yoiks! I turned and saw Fred and Daphne in

the Mystery Machine. "Fred's fucking her like a dog," said Velma, replacing Daphne with herself in her mind.

. Dogs have poor understanding human double entendres. Velma took off her glasses, and rapped on Fred's door. Pratically blind, she didn't notice that "The Creeper" was

right behind her! Pulsating white with energy, it moved closer and closer to her. The furry green Creeper detonated just before Velma got inside. "Ruh Roh! Roh Rell" yelped Scooby.