Kord elas üks väike patsidega tüdruk,
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Kord elas üks väike patsidega tüdruk, kes oli veidi ulakas. Tal ei olnud püsivust, ta toppis oma nina igale poole. Kunagi ei kuulanud ta oma vanemate sõna. Ühel päeval ............
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wrote the estonian lady,wondering:would anyone understand it?Trying to get to the bottom of it,the detective red the ransom note again,asking his partner what language was that.One
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hour later he figured out that it was not Estonian, but Uranian. The detective knew that he had to break into NASA and steal a space craft to deal with this problem himself. After
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strolling in through the front door, he realized that maybe he should have formulated a plan. Laser dots suddenly polka-dotted his labcoat and he froze. A yellow stain appeared
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on the sun and no one could see it, and even if you looked you'd be blind anyway. But this yellow stain spread and a small portal in the sun opened and out shot
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the great Aztec God Sheuza'n. Known for his quick temper and thirst for virgin blood, Sheuza'n prefered to take the form of a chihauhua as it pleased him.
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And please him it did. Cute virgin girls were simple prey when he took on the form of that stupid little dog. Blond and dumb, Sherry picked him up and stuffed him into here little
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red doggie purse. He yapped and licked her face, savoring the taste. He bided his time. Sherry met some friends at the Mall. They were equally cute, virgin prey. Who to eat first?
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The yappy dog's first opportunity came when Shaniqua cornered him by the vending machines. OMNOMNOM! Down whole. No evidence. He ate his next owner's friend at Hot Topic. Burp. His
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hunger knew no bounds as he proceeded to eat the lunch rush at the food court. GULP! The Obedience SWAT was called to yell "Bad Dog!" over a bullhorn, but the mall was done.
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- 2011-04-16 11:42:07
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- 2012-04-16 20:23:25
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mensaque Apr 17 2012 @ 14:01
"Once lived in one small loaves girl who had just had 'ulakas'.He stuck his nose,he did not obey their parents.One day........." According to a translator on line this is the first fold...This was one year ago and the boy and girl who did not obey died by the hands of their kidnappers who gave the parents only one day!Sad!
SlimWhitman Apr 18 2012 @ 03:49
Today Google translates (with a little help): "Loaves once lived in one small girl who was a bit naughty. She did not have persistence, she stuck her nose everywhere. She never listened to his parents' words. One day..." Anyway, clearly little girls should be obedient, persistent, and mind their own business, otherwise the great Aztec God Sheuza'n will come and eat them.
Zetawilk Apr 18 2012 @ 16:14
Another blow to the cult of celebrity. Emulating the rich and famous via the exploitation of animals as meager fashion statements culminates in the extrapolation of an anthropomorphized paranormal phenomenon. In truth, the haute couture is just as vulnerable as the rest of us. I'll never go through a mall the same way again.