In a last ditch effort to find water, Prancer

mixture would be a perfect compliment to Santa's ammonia collection. Maybe instead of wholesale giveaways they could poison...just a few homes. Prancer only wanted to kill

the naughty children, but Blitzen thought their parents should be the ones to go, rather than the children. Then the children could be used as extra manpower in their factories.

The elves were striking almost quarterly and it wasn't much more expensive to teach reindeer children to make toys. The cybernetic arms were connected to their brains with wetware

whatever that is. Their antlers were replaced with Terminator-looking arms that could tie a bow quite delicately on a present. The elves were exiled to the opposite pole, where

they started their own little colony and competing present delivery company by the name of

"Big Pete's Past And Present Present Delivery Company" Pretty catchy, they thought, until they realised

that this country has had the letter 'P' banned for generations. So they switched the name, as well as orientation, of their business and formed

a whole new business that wanted to sell Polar Bears. They decided to rename them to Bolar Bears only to

go flat broke within weeks. It turns out tying two bears together by their tails and hurling them at fleeing cattle isn't the best business model, and you don't get second chances.