Hensel and Gretel loved Game of Thrones!Their

Hensel and Gretel loved Game of Thrones!Their favorite scene was from the 1rst season when Kingslayer does to Bran the same thing they did to the witch.She was gonna talk!No one

redemptive example of brother-sister love. That is, until Hansel & Gretel found out that Cersei'd been f'ing Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all they knew.

Hansel & Gretel took off into the woods to forget about all that crap. They wanted to be free. They were running just as fast as they can. But warning echoed, "Children behaaaave,

& stay on the path!" Later Hans stuck a hand in his pocket & found a hole which amused him for a while. Then Greta said "Where the hell are we?" He grabbed for his iphone & realize

d he wasn't getting any reception. They wandered deeper into the forest. Greta found a video tape in a pile of leaves and handed it to Hans. "Blair Witch Project?"

Hans took the decrepit-looking VHS tape in his hands and gave Greta a puzzled look. "Pick whichever one you want, but I'm standing right here. There's no need to blare it."

Greta pulled a steady-cam out of her pack. She had promised their Mom she would never kill Hans. Besides, she would need his help for the incident at 3:42 on the VHS tape that he w

witnessed. Yeah, that earlier incident. It would have to be edited out of the story. Hans & Greta agreed no one would ever find out what REALLY happened at the gingerbread house.

But, some time later, Rorschach investigated the case, discovered waht happened and murdered Hans & Greta.