Unlike you...I have a job and things going

Unlike you...I have a job and things going for me. I will never ruin it over dumb ass pill head HOES like yourself

really kick you in the jewels". Mother continues on "If you don't eat your veggies then no girl is ever going to date you". Realizing this you

wonder if you are female or male. Your narrative seemed to be very gender specific. You decide you can date girls regardless if you eat your spinach as you are your own destiny.

...Destiny:this is not a good name for a boy!Damn,those neo-hippies parents of his!No wonder the confusion.To fuck or to get fucked...

"Meh, what's the difference" I spouted off to no one in particular. I knocked back the shot, set my wallet on the bar, and headed off to see a man about a horse. Upon my return,

there was a chalk outline where my wallet once was. "It got too wet," I'm told. The Great Appletini Spill of '84 claimed many victims, including a newspaper, a khaki pant leg, and

a Persian rug. The insurance adjuster was only authorized to work wine stains and dog bites. He was out of his league, but he had his new boss looking over his shoulder. Should

his appraisal be off the mark, he'd be fired. "We'll insure it for 500,000$". His boss rolled his eyes. "Maybe you should unroll the rug first", but when they unrolled it, inside

was a carcuss of a cat that was foul smelling and beyond recognision. "You want to insure it?" his boss asked. "Then your fired." with that he drew a gun and shot him in the head.