"She's fresh with something." Said, Earl.

"She's fresh with something." Said, Earl. He gave me that Earl wink. That was fine, but it sent a shiver down my spine because he was holding an ulcerated utter when he said it.

Earl was still a cologne model at heart. He threw his head back while maintaining a slow and sultry exhale. "I'm just bringing the cow some meds," I said. Earl loosened his grip on

reality and the vista became less grayscale. Why Earl left cologne modeling to become a cattle rancher with one cow was beyond me, but I was just the vet tech. His spritzed chest

smelt like sandalwood, musk & forbidden spices. I went cross eyed with lust but maintained a professional demeanor & wrestled the cow to the ground while Eric heated a branding iro

The cow, but this cow tackled him instead. Eric was eaten alive.

stop at nothing to get it. They found a copy of Capernicks Updated and Revised Guide to Raising Humans on E-bay. Soon the cows plan to raise humans for food would be underway.

They herded the humans into corrals with high glass walls. The cows attempted to breed the humans but found that human females were far to fussy. Then they added alcohol to the

equation. Within 9 months, the cows had more humans than they could have ever predicted. "This is getting out of hand," said Cow Columbo, the chieftain of human affairs, "We've

run out of grazing space & these hairless skinny creatures defecate everywhere & hardly produce any milk." So they shipped them off to a Podunk planet on the galactic fringe.