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שפעת...שפעת... בתחילת חודש

  • שפעת...שפעת... בתחילת חודש דצמבר עדיין יש בראץ ימים יפים, ולפעמים אפשר אפילו להתרחץ בים או בבריכה לא מחוממת בשעת הצהריים
  • Of course I'd heard of prophetic chickens, in books at least, but this caught me when I didn't have any rabbinical connections. Luckily I recorded most of the utterance
  • with my Sportsman on dub so I headed for the nearest Temple. I played the fowl prophesy for the chazzan at the door but he took me for a fool. I had to make him understand: the fat
  • camp T-shirt I wore was giving to me by my "cousin." Damn. I cannot have that stupid Chazzan at the door actually think I was ever, I mean ever fat. My reputation at the temple
  • had been tarnished since Alpha Male showed up there shouting something about "sacramental wine is for pussies", then he shoved my head up my own butt and beat everyone up. Crazy.
  • Chief Alpha Male went on a terror and threatened everyone he met to join him or be left for the aliens to vaporize. He surmassed an army and prepared for battle. Alpha Male set
  • his alarm clock for 5 m. He intended to surprise the enemy. "Early Barbarian gets the World" was Chief Alpha Males motto,but there was a blackout & he overslept. The alien invasion
  • happened while he was asleep, so when he woke up he discovered himself in an estrogen-centric universe. Chief Alpha Male was (gulp) now the minority, replaced by his enemy, Queen.
  • It wasn't quite time to get up out of bed as Cheif Alpha Male had awoke before his alarm. Time in the estrogencentric universe moved slowly like a granny talking about her
  • grandkids. He peaked under the sheets. Hmm.. he was the size of an acorn, but he now had a lovely pair of 36Ds he could play with any time he liked. So he lived happily ever after.
Started
2011-07-03 21:35:04
Finished
2013-04-28 06:38:10

3 Comments

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    Zetawilk Apr 28 2013 @ 10:14

    For those of you with indoor plumbing and electricity: 1. Spaghetti spaghetti rigatoni linguini farfalle spaghetto. Oh wait, no, I meant: 1. Flu ...Flu ... In early December, there are still beautiful days and allow Bratz even bathe in the sea or in the pool not heated at noon
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    lucielucie Apr 28 2013 @ 10:19

    Did I mean peeked?
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    inatick Apr 28 2013 @ 10:27

    I'm confused December is hot.

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