"Well" Jess said, closing to door behind

"Well" Jess said, closing to door behind her and shrugging her shoulders at Tim "That's the last time we try to kindnap an anteater with rickets." Tim rolled his eyes and grabbed h

is favorite cucumber. Jess walked away from the door only to have her skirt ripped off with an awful tearing sound! 'Eeeek' she squealed as Tim stood, totally shocked. She tried to

explain the tail as an accessory, but Tim could tell it wasn't cosmetic surgery either. Jess was one of the heirs to the Rat King's throne, and this embarrassing break room fiasco

was going to cost him the ascension. It was forbidden for an heir of the Rat King to show his tail in public. Jess heard the voice of the Ratgod whisper, 'If Tim dissapears, nobody

look for him because I owe Tim money. The Rat King looked up from his NetJets bill and nodded at the huge amount of cheese that had been sculpted to look like

wanted him to whip it, whip it good. The rat loved Devo and really all things '80s. With his long tail, spandex pants and mullet, the rat was surrounded by rat-babes 24/7. When the

piper came a pipin', the gig was up. The piper was the zombie of Kurt Cobain, who, contrary to popular myth, HATED DEVO even more than he despised the highly-regarded sounds of

George Michael. But Kurt Cobain can not end as a zombie. The humanity needs his true hero.

Saving the day, a middle aged lady who hadn't entirely finished her grunge phase began to play the opening chords of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", making Cobain come to his senses.